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- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

(Source: tsundereslasher)

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andyrockcandy:

Why I really I hate the crop top movement.  

(Source: s-gellar)

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katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

  • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

  • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

  • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

image

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

LIKE GOOD LORD 

OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

(Source: dajo42)

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tootricky:

sleepy peep cheep cheeps (source)

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cvilbrandt:

clairefarronsbutt:

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

i died

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dildaswinton:

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

ok it’s hit the point that i’ve watched it enough times to justify putting it on my website

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

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Elie Saab - Spring Summer 2014

(Source: downeyo)

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thefrogman:

Pinnacle Hills Goat Farm [facebook]

[h/t: babygoatsandfriends]

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"I just love bowls so much" [x]

(Source: sparkstilinski)

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clare-d3-lune:

do musicians have their own music on their iPod as their band name or is it just under ‘me’

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epsilonspell:

yay—stefon:

Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.

Posted 1 day ago

Joke of the day.

prince-of-mametown:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

This fucking website

(Source: flyingscotsman)

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