Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

avatardedpotterhead:

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

Is ur dad cake boss

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

ursulavernon:

sugarcookienebula:

~*UNICORNS*~ OvO

I love the last one. That’s a unicorn on a mission right there.

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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Posted 3 hours ago

chaozus:

adrianlamort:

chaozus:

IM NOT EVEN TALKING TO ANYONE!!!

does your religion even allow tumblr or whatever?

yes but i DO know that my religion doesn’t allow me to whoop bitches lame 2nd rate asses if they fuck w me and i think u fuckin wit me boy ima take u down town mecca get u trampled over by a couple thousand of us

Posted 3 hours ago
lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

(Source: theangiec83)

Posted 3 hours ago

grandi-flora:

harvestheart:

Japanese farmer creates the world’s first heart-shaped watermelon

This is adorable!

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago
aragonitedragon:

epicnigga:

what
the
fuck
did
i
just
see

ASSASIN’S CREED

aragonitedragon:

epicnigga:

what

the

fuck

did

i

just

see

ASSASIN’S CREED

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Posted 3 hours ago

osamah:

yeatru:

froakev:

tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]

Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

i am so happpppyyyyyyyyyy

this post can cure any disease

IM SO HAPPY

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago
redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

Posted 3 hours ago

thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)